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[27 Apr 2008|01:49pm] |
Well, I found Anthony all shot at and passed out on my front steps. Then I come back from Mungo's and there is this little boy sitting at the bar just sipping on a butterbeer with old Tom. I say, "Hello there, where is your papa?" And the little boy frowns a bit and shrugs his shoulders. He says, "I don't know where he went. He usually takes me to the day care but he went an' left me here in a hurry."
Very strange. Tom and I asked for his name, and the boy said he was a Lyle Franklin and that he would be back soon. He was, after a few hours, and boy did I give him what for! I said," Mr. Franklin! Leaving your young child in such a place is not good parenting, we are not a day care!" And he looked like he didn't care and he and little Franklin left pretty quick.
Weird!
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[23 Mar 2008|12:51am] |
Okay, so, I was reading tea leaves and it's going to rain tomorrow and this is not good because I have to take the day off to shop and I rather like walking and not apparating or flooing everywhere and blast it all I can't find my umbrella and I can't quite get the water repelling charm right and I was looking forward to wearing my sundress that my grandma made me, it's really quite lovely.
Dash it all!
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[11 Mar 2008|11:29am] |
Oh Helga! Oh, I think... oh my goodness.
I think I'm maybe like, having a baby? Like if I push my hips forward it looks like my belly sticks out a bit and that means I must be having a baby! AND I SERIOUSLY SLEPT WITH A GUY. I'M SERIOUS GUYS. He's this Warlock from France and he was all.. beautiful. Oh he was just gorgeous, really fit, and we ended up playing Exploding Snap in his room at the Leaky Cauldron and then we got really tired and he said I fell asleep first and then he thought sleep sounded good so we slept together and I don't know how to happened but I guess I'm pregnant guys.
Gee, I better buy some baby clothes or something and figure out how to tell Aunt Georgiana. Simon is going to be so happy, he always says he wants me to have children that he can teach break dancing to.
I hope I don't get too hugely fat, maybe it'll look cute on me to have a big belly!
JUST KIDDING EVERYONE. WHAT A GREAT JOKE, HUH?
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